Today, I lost my diary. The diary in which I write all my appointments/chores/grocery lists, etc. It includes "Wash last week's underwear", "Batteries for vibrator" and "Diarrhea meds". I'm 99% sure I lost it in one of my classes. I'm dreading going to college tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I panicked when I realized two of my diaries were missing. I turned the house upside down, and found them in the guest room, tucked away in a dresser drawer. My only visitor in the last six months was my mom. I’m 37 years old. FML
Today, I lost the pantyliner I was wearing. It's a hot, sweaty day, and I think the adhesive stopped working. I had a piano lesson right before I noticed it was missing. I'm having visions of it resting on my hot male piano teacher's floor. Or it fell out on the street somewhere. FML
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
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kokomo777 17
Does the diary have your name in it? Sucks that it’s gone, but maybe no one will know it’s yours 😁
Anderling 33
And this is why I stick everything in my phone’s agenda with regular synchronizing instead. I am so, so sorry.
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kokomo777 17
Does the diary have your name in it? Sucks that it’s gone, but maybe no one will know it’s yours 😁
dragonladiesfire 19
Unless some of her college classmates see this FML post with her name attached.
MiraR 15
Yes, I've written my name in it... doodled on the last page too! :(
RichardPencil 32
Diarrhea Diary? Wasn't that a punk band from the 70s? I can only imagine the story if all of those notes were in one entry.
Anderling 33
And this is why I stick everything in my phone’s agenda with regular synchronizing instead. I am so, so sorry.
Dirk Meatwhistle 3
You need a reminder to wash your underwear?
MiraR 15
Yes I do... otherwise I might have to go commando while waiting for the laundry to get done....... I procrastinate A LOT!!
Liam Rowley 17
Plot twist: he’s a dude and the vibrator, dirty underwears, and diarrhea meds are all related, having a hole in common 😝