Been there, done that

Bat out of hell

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

Classic

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

Tonight, on Blind Dates…

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

Oh no…

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

Weird encounter

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML