Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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purpleturtle16 20
Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!
TheComedyAudio 29
At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...
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Comments (94)
tbon3r 15
I guess he know how your downstairs situation is. :)
Clober 10
No secrets since he's seen all of your downstairs region already. Sounds like a deal to me!
TackleFace 2
Well, now he knows what he's getting into. Pun intended.
SUPERKAYLA 18
My gynecologist is pretty attractive, so I'd love to have a blind date with mine!
rayortega3 1
Talk about getting to 2nd base even before the 1st date lmao
AndieCandiex 8
Well at least he knows you from the 'inside out.'
BabyrooKid 11
So, technically, he got to third base before your first date.
Realhomesley 5
on a good note if he sticks around for a second date, you know he saw something he liked
LilFidget 4
rofl best comment
iAshelle 11
Damn, that's embarrassing. I'm sorry OP .
The_Markinator 5
at least he'll make sure you're healthy. that's a plus