Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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purpleturtle16 20
Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!
TheComedyAudio 29
At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...
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Comments (94)
conman531 23
This might not be a good thing. He has seen your ****** from a doctor's point of view already. I find it hard to believe he will see it from a different perspective, depending on how much you visited him as a patient of his
marcelmg 10
Should be no problem. Unless he sends you a bill after the 'inspection'.
shutupshane12 12
I'm no gynecologist but I'll take a look
VanessaNal 13
This needs a follow up. ASAP
vikky538 29
its a blind date for you not for your ******...
cynical78 15
Awkward!
albertozeta_fml 9
Imagine if he refuses to go down on you. "Sorry darling but, you know, I don't like to bring the work at home"
anonymous_365 12
At least he's familiar with the territory.
thisiscool19 14
At least when you go in for a checkup you will know the man
ulissey_fml 22
Hey, it'll save you both a lot of beating around the bush .