Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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purpleturtle16 20
Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!
TheComedyAudio 29
At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...
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Comments (94)
granpa_haribo 13
At least he knows what he's getting into.
noynek97 10
That's not a bad thing! He makes good money!!!
cmat84 8
Well... Did you tell your date that you wanted to see them pants less? Fair is fair.
ArashiGirl 13
I fail to see the downside in this.
mimi809o 21
Guess he already knows how your plumbing works ;D
just16letters 15
At least he'd be able to hit the good spots
kemando 22
Well, at least he knows what he's getting into.
fonkimonki 7
sounds like win-win to me
JaneDoe1024 6
this is exactly why you should always have a female gynecologist!
thisguy22 33
Well... You've already gotten that, awkward, nervous about being naked in front of someone for the first time, phase over with... And you had to of liked him already, obviously not necessarily in a romantic way, or you wouldn't have stayed with him as your gynecologist. Stick it out and see where it goes op.