Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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purpleturtle16 20
Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!
TheComedyAudio 29
At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...
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Comments (94)
ajeppsen 25
Think about this. He will likely know exactly what to do, and when to do it. Get ready for a fun ride. ;)
lil_ham1644 29
Not really. He just knows what it looks like, not the kind of sex she likes.
boating_guy 33
23- All women like the same kind of sex. GOOD sex
LennyComa 39
Could be worse, at least it's not your Gastroenterologist
fivetimeslonger 24
I wonder how many people had to google "gastroenterologist."
joshi42 16
Proctologist...
gracehi 33
"It's like reading a book when you've already peeked at the end." Anyone else reminded of that "Coupling" episode?
TheDog6 24
So. What did you two talk about?
allie2590 31
"So... uh has that rash cleared up?"
rambleramble3 11
102, fantastic comment! xD
pdp_fml 21
He should be pretty wealthy
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Yes, because that's the most important factor of a relationship...
killer0689 20
I am sure it would have been fun..
QuaSiCos 10
Ooooh. Enough said.
therouni 23
I fail to see a downside. You're already past the being nervous about them seeing you naked for the first time stage, they obviously make good money, and anyone that spends that much time looking at vaginas probably knows how to "work" one. Just saying. I'd date my ob/gyn. Not just bc she's a total hottie, either.
cdawg69 10
Lesbihonest... you dont need an obgyn
therouni 23
Why wouldn't I need an OB/GYN? Bc I'm a lesbian? I still have a ****** and working reproductive organs. I even had a daughter with said body parts. Lesbian doesn't mean I don't get the same care as straight women do.
julianthegreat 5
Does she mean that he actually is a gynaecologist or is she just trying to express that he is touching her vag?
oreoeater 21
I think u will need a gynaecologist, to find your brain
Steffi 26
At least he knows his way 'round a vag.