Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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purpleturtle16 20
Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!
TheComedyAudio 29
At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...
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Comments (94)
tbro47 23
I swear I've seen the same puns so many times and most of them down voted. "Someone that knows you inside and out" "at least he knows what he's getting into" get creative. How'd the dinner date go. Did he order the steak or is he a vagiterian?
Witchylady 18
Now that is just so wrong. So how did the date go???
Martijn1102 14
At least he kinda knows you already :)
gAt_d 26
At least he knows what he getting into!
sh4wn 8
If it were my gynecologist, I would not have minded one bit...
somthingstupd 9
Holy shit some coincidence
Frostillicus123 10
a local gyno's pick up line is I know what you have already let me work with it. He's a bit of a pervert. how'd it go?
FrankHotpants 31
The only difference dating him will make is the tool he uses to get inside you.
EricaJ_93 11
Atleast he won't have a problem going down on you...
sonnyrosa 32
A little awkward... but think about it... you know him, he's employed... so that's a good start. It might feel weird at first, but if you can make small talk while he's looking up your business with a pen light, you can look him in the eye while holding a conversation over dinner. If you end up dating him further, he'll know about any problems going on in there before you do, he'll definitely know how to get your motor running (they know how to hit ALL the right spots) and you'll likely get a bit of a discount at the clinic while you get your plumbing checked out. Bright side? Hahaha... I'm sorry.