Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, my eight-year-old daughter refused to use the port-a-potty at the fair. She preferred to piss her pants. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I found out that my 11 year-old daughter dresses skimpy when I drop her off on the weekends at my ex-husband’s house, courtesy of his girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. When I confronted her, she told me to “stop being such a prude” and with my attitude, “no wonder you get cheated on.” FML
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Top comments
iarefatal 9
However if a boy wears a dress he can still go to the girls bathroom. This is a fact!
xYin 16
Doesn't he know it's actually the largely untrue stereotype that all women were a cape to the bathroom?
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Comments (82)
whostolemylama 12
gullibility is associated with innocence right? Right?! Look on the bright side your son was making your daughter more feminine!
skulltorn 8
Wait wtf, how is innocence a feminine trait?
RedPillSucks 33
oops
maosquare 18
15, Judith Butler would not approve your statement.
Ms_ValS 27
Really though, for a teenager to be that painfully ignorant, the parents have got to take some blame for it.
horrorfield 6
I hope you punished him and told her not to be so gullible. And I mean punished by taking his phone and the power chords to his computer and his console!!
MzZombicidal 36
That's just cruel! Especially for a harmless joke.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Well, THAT seems rather extreme, don't you think?
abasham 4
There are only two ways this could have happened...your daughter isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, or your son is the most persuasive man in history.
Mr25_fml 14
Why not both? *Mexican music plays*
interesting33 37
How can she be 14 and not have used a public or even school bathroom before? Don't most of them have these signs?
freshprizzle1 13
He could have convinced her that she's been using the wrong bathroom all of her life. Since we don't know what he said, we can only infer.
mattlw 25
I wonder whose fault it is that your children are so screwed up.
NurseJonathan 9
Well. If his son is smart enough to bullshit someone and succeed. I think he was doing something right.
Mythio 5
Policitian in the making, he's already good at convincing others of BS
thehowiie 6
your son ma'am is s comedian in the making.
MzZombicidal 36
Hey, that's clever. Be proud!
Not_Impressed13 9
Perhaps it is time to do a little parenting and teach your daughter a little bit about the world..
NurseJonathan 9
Or some praise for being able to convince someone this. Perhaps he has the gift to talk a horse to a lake and drink from it too!