Today, I found out that the girl I went on a date with, and refused to sleep with me because she, “doesn’t have sex on the first date” had no qualms about sleeping with my buddy on his first date with her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the guy I slept with on our first date and bailed on me the next day is dating a friend of mine. In fact, they’re still together after sleeping together on the first date. Nice to know my vagina couldn’t make him stay with me. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He was funny, laidback, and handsome. We had an amazing time but I declined to go back to his house, not wanting to rush things. He said he understood and respected my choice. Later online he bragged about “banging some cheap slut for the price of a meal.” FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and it went great. I later found out that he came inside another girl, stole her sweatshirt, then left. After that, he proceeded to bang another girl. Both of these girls are in my friend group, and I still went on a date with him after. FML
Today, I went on a second date with a girl that I like and had a really good time while with her. We got pretty drunk and then went back to mine. When things started to get sexy, I accidentally called her by her sister's name. A girl I don’t even know. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML
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Sagar Nair 12
ORRR she’s just not into you?
Chazzster 32
Two possibilities: (1) She’s just not into you…. (2) Your buddy is lying.
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Sagar Nair 12
ORRR she’s just not into you?
Chazzster 32
Two possibilities: (1) She’s just not into you…. (2) Your buddy is lying.
copalolita 16
That was her way of saying “You’re not hot enough (for me) to bang” Let’s be real. When it comes to sex, when the other person’s hot enough (to us) we’re like Little Caesars pizza: Hot N Ready. If they refuse to sleep with you, they’re just not attracted to you. It’s not an attack on you and you shouldn’t personalize rejection. There are other people out there who would love to bang you. Just to HER your buddy was the better fit. Time to move on.
GoogieWithers 25
Some people have sexual chemistry, some don't. Find someone you have chemistry with.
Corleonechow 3
capping dude
Freedomismine 4
Or maybe you’re just a bit of a dick
JIMMY2CHAINZ_84 2
why are you and your buddy taking the same woman on a date?