Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, my eight-year-old daughter refused to use the port-a-potty at the fair. She preferred to piss her pants. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I found out that my 11 year-old daughter dresses skimpy when I drop her off on the weekends at my ex-husband’s house, courtesy of his girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. When I confronted her, she told me to “stop being such a prude” and with my attitude, “no wonder you get cheated on.” FML
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iarefatal 9
However if a boy wears a dress he can still go to the girls bathroom. This is a fact!
xYin 16
Doesn't he know it's actually the largely untrue stereotype that all women were a cape to the bathroom?
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Fuchsfusse 4
The only disturbing part here is the age. By 14, one should have caught on to that sneaky, twisted sense of humor that parents seem to have towards their children (that your son seems to have inherited!). When I was little, mine apparently had me convinced for years that I was a boy because I only had "mosquito bites" like my daddy and not big ******* like Mama.
PickledSweets 22
I'm sorry, but from another person's point of view, that's hilarious.
zomgbies 17
CONGRATULATIONS! You've raised not one.... but TWO idiots!
Neckyl 6
Did you not teach them basic life skills?!
will_5801 13
Well you can always give her the prep talk if she want to be a teacher. " a teacher? You wanna be a teacher? Honey prostitutes make twice as much as teachers."
LyricaSilvan 30
No offense, but if your daughter is 14 and actually fell for that, you're clearly raising an idiot.