Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, my eight-year-old daughter refused to use the port-a-potty at the fair. She preferred to piss her pants. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I found out that my 11 year-old daughter dresses skimpy when I drop her off on the weekends at my ex-husband’s house, courtesy of his girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. When I confronted her, she told me to “stop being such a prude” and with my attitude, “no wonder you get cheated on.” FML
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iarefatal 9
However if a boy wears a dress he can still go to the girls bathroom. This is a fact!
xYin 16
Doesn't he know it's actually the largely untrue stereotype that all women were a cape to the bathroom?
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Comments (82)
Xotoolyxo 16
Your son will be very successful one day.
Sir_Swaggington 6
Well it's kinda sweet that she blindly trusts her brother like that. I hope she isn't always that gullible.
SmokeyPlague 12
this is one of my favorites:)
etishuman22 32
And what a legacy it is.
Megan639 16
Well if you were wondering if she's seen a penis yet.....
noncom 12
They're both idiots.
thatsdndn1 19
lol
ebull30 3
At least your son sounds awesome
x0ellison0x 21
You're son is a genius!!!
GrandpaSmith 4
I have a gullible sister, now age 56. I have been doing stuff like this to her since she was two years old. The latest: when she visited me in California last month (she lives in VA), I took a sewing needle and carefully sliced a banana in the peel. Then I convinced her that CA bananas grow already sliced! My Mom, now age 80, has done stuff like this to her three brothers for a lot longer. Lighten and enjoy the fun!