goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
coveholli
Perth, Australia
Bad omen
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
dateless
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Tonight, on Blind Dates…
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
KDH
Santa Monica, United States
Classic
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
LoveSucks
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
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betseyville 6
I bet they weren't as ugly as your attitude.
DocBastard 40
How many hot 70-year olds have you ever seen? None, right? Yet, these people continue to be married because smart people understand that looks fade with time. After you become wrinkly, what's left over is your personality. And YOUR personality, sir, is downright hideous.
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Comments (136)
Cinderella_Man 10
Foda se! ;op
Fuzzymonkey2013 7
I wish this was on Facebook so I could like it
Psychology_13 8
beggers can't be choosers
ziggystar69 3
Most parents teach the kids there kids Sbout incest but you clearly have failed. Family values boom out the windows
HoesKnowMe 2
You're a dick. Give people a chance
jules3198604 4
Boy people are awfully shallow these days!! I'm sure you aren't perfect either.
sou_fml 3
Shallow mofo
happylawyer 16
My mother used to say than when I like a man instead of him feeling honored he must feel insulted because I liked the ugliest men around. The way a person smiles and look at you tells a lot about his/her personality. That's what I need to like.
sistersmother 3
this is straight messed up ha ha
lambda_fml 40
I hope your date was blind enough.