goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
coveholli
Perth, Australia
Bad omen
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
dateless
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Tonight, on Blind Dates…
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
KDH
Santa Monica, United States
Classic
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
LoveSucks
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
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betseyville 6
I bet they weren't as ugly as your attitude.
DocBastard 40
How many hot 70-year olds have you ever seen? None, right? Yet, these people continue to be married because smart people understand that looks fade with time. After you become wrinkly, what's left over is your personality. And YOUR personality, sir, is downright hideous.
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Comments (136)
ryggsekk 8
i imagen you put on sunglasses after "blind date", and a "yeah" after the "blind enough
BulldogHoops 14
I simply don't have a ******* clue what I just read.
jelly713 19
OP, what kind of outcome do you expect when you jump onto a blind date? Clearly, you're not ready to go out & date anyone if you're just like "she's not hot, **** this, I don't want her." The fact that it's a blind date, prepare to try to get to know the person like most non shallow people do. Did you expect to be pitied on FML, because your date wasn't pretty enough? Assuming her personality didn't click with you then it'd be okay to not be satisfied with the date. But here it sounds like someone thinks they deserve better. But you probably don't if you're the jerk that you are coming off as. Take a long hard look at yourself in a mirror before judging.
SaltukBugraHan 8
A little more detail would've been nice. We'd have understood what was going on. Seriously, who moderated this crap?!?
KiddNYC1O 22
You douchenozzle!
waitwhatsgoingon 18
SMOSH!
KiddNYC1O 22
Settle down, Hulk. :P
wolfhausen 7
Oh man I'm sure this is late and will get thumbed down but the hulk comment seriously made me crack up. I re read it in his voice. Ahh such a great laugh thank you.
etchsanity1 11
Fatty huh I refuse to go on blind dates without some sort of proof of appearance first all those 70 year old couples yes even my parents who have been married more than 35 yrs started with physical attraction ... There are some things a light switch, paper bag, and bottle of jack just won't fix ... Your blind date was apparently one of these
KiddNYC1O 22
See #46.
unknown_user5566 27
50- I have a hard time believing you go on dates, blind or not.
AFEmoWifey 0
You must be a lonely guy too. Ass!
LennyComa 39
Is that you OP?....
iHeartMuzik 0
Karma Strikes Again!
whatadaydanny 12
I love when we all gang up against wrong doers.
Lycanian 3
I'd say your last scraps of a CHANCE to find a good girl died with this FML.
panda_burrito 2
Judgemental douchebagel!
AFEmoWifey 0
Douchebag! Grade A douche!