goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
coveholli
Perth, Australia
Bad omen
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
dateless
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Tonight, on Blind Dates…
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
KDH
Santa Monica, United States
Classic
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
LoveSucks
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
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betseyville 6
I bet they weren't as ugly as your attitude.
DocBastard 40
How many hot 70-year olds have you ever seen? None, right? Yet, these people continue to be married because smart people understand that looks fade with time. After you become wrinkly, what's left over is your personality. And YOUR personality, sir, is downright hideous.
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Comments (136)
MrHappybottms 6
Why doesn't anyone on this app have a sense of humor? Most of you are morons who can't understand how humor works, but for those of you who do, we thank you. And to the OP, you must have been on a blind date with my ex. She now looks like a dude
Alastrina_fml 20
YDI, OP. Blind dates aren't about looks.
hnady 3
Well, that's just mean.
Ugi 27
They say love is blind, but she would have to be pretty myopic not to see how ugly you are OP. Real beauty is on the inside.
dixiefoxx 22
Seriously, looks do somewhat matter, but don't be so shallow about it. Personality is really what matters, I'd rather get married to a somewhat ugly, but really nice guy, then a really hot/sexy asshole, just saying
xdaftpunkxloverx 10
You poor thing, having good eye sight.
unwantedmemories 5
HAHAHA, hope i won't have the same problem when i goes for blind date. *finger crossed*
psitsruben 10
Did anyone else think that maybe he didn't mean she was ugly, but that she was actually blind? The name he wrote says goodeyesight. That's just my opinion. Seems plausible to me.
WoldowJR 25
Funny how, if a guy insults the way a girl looks, he's a shallow monster, but, if a woman insults the way a man looks, she's bold and independent.
Solano2580 24
Feminazi's everywhere