Today, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments" to make it more intense. One my friends piped up with, "I was with you, half of what you just said wasn't true". It's now all over Facebook and I'm known as "The Bullshitter". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
NDA FML
Today, a coworker told me something I didn't realize was confidential, until later when my boss called me, saying someone may have shared something confidential with me, and me, not thinking so, said I don't think anyone did. We hung up, they called back and elaborated, and it dawned on me now they think I'm a liar. FML
It's me
Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML
Suspicious minds
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
With friends like these…
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
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Dewoe 18
Liar liar pants on fire
prljm10 10
Why would you lie?! Especially around someone that was with you??
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Dewoe 18
Liar liar pants on fire
saraitkddh 47
liar liar by the used
tinyrosie 21
Liar liar plants for hire
Redoxx_fml 22
"It's pants on fire Patrick" "Like you would know...liar."
\ 28
Hey, give him back his rectangles.
Sports_guy3 28
this is a definite YDI.
Paradoxxxx 16
Stick your head in a telephone wire
Sports_guy3 28
Another W for the honest people.
xpokeloverx 6
YDI dude.
MzZombicidal 36
How do we know if this FML is even true then? :o
AH1Zviper 15
I don't care, I don't care. I'll buy another pair
prljm10 10
Why would you lie?! Especially around someone that was with you??
eternal_malaise 10
I have a sister that does that all the time. I gave up arguing with her about it because she actually believes her embellishments.
8born8 18
They're actually called compulsive liars. They tend to have difficulty when dealing with and processing reality so they twist and manipulate it, add or remove parts that did or didn't happen. It's a real problem that can be managed and eventually cured with the right therapy.
rebellionwars 11
Are you dumb? They just told you why.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Lying is bad. People remember lies for a long time.
tiernang 21
i had a friend who did that. He couldnt admit that anything was a lie, but one time came close and said he was 'stretching the truth'.
joshua1615 8
With me and my friends when one of us adds in a little extra the others just go along with it.
VeganVampyre 27
There's a difference between joking around, exaggerating something because its funny, and lying to try to make something seem more interesting or impressive. There's also a difference depending whether your friends know you're embellishing for effect, or whether you're actually trying to make them believe what you're saying is totally true. It sounds to me like OP was probably doing the latter on both counts, which is not okay.
Redoxx_fml 22
A "few embellishments" indeed
dingleberrysteve 6
Bullshitters make for good stories though
allie2590 31
Only fiction though.
8born8 18
Not so. Look at Sir David Attenborough, he admits to using embellishments early in his career to get audiences intrigued and hooked on what he was reporting on/narrating.
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Look at FOX News too!
RagingWill 17
It's sucks that your friend called you out but it's your fault for trying to lie.
cakefete2 31
Damn OP, "embellishments"? You're lying about lying ydi.
alshygirl 14
You decided to embellish even though you were with someone who was also there? Bad idea OP
Welshite 40
That's what you get for claiming you fought hostile aliens and that you're the sole hero of the known universe.
DividableByZero 11
The friend was just mad that OP said they did it single-handedly. Poor partner.
JMichael 26
Hey, I'm a hero of the ninja world. That's no lie.
blackychan63 12
Real ninjas don't say their ninjas.
CloudBustah 20
#111 what if they say they're ninjas, so you wouldn't believe them, but in reality they're speaking the truth?
skyttlz 32
Reverse psychology
JoeGrant 12
Not for anything, but how did you not realize your friend who was there was listening too? You deserved it for being oblivious.
LittleBastard 20
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8born8 18
The friend is a dick for not having any dramatic flair or sense of humor. A true friend would wait until they were alone then comment about the embellishments, not hang OP in front of everyone so OP could be ridiculed for trying to spice up a story.
SuperMew 22
Idk, I have friends who like to embellish. It was fine at first, but every story makes them look like a saint while the rest of us tend to look like idiots in his stories. He told one just the other day about asking a friend of mine out. He made her sound like a rude ***** when all she did was politely turn him down. We were in a group of about 10 or 15 people, just chilling. I got sick of it and went off on him. He got upset and left. I hope he has learned his lesson. But really, Op might have a bad habit of doing it all the time. Once or twice is fine, but constantly... you have to learn your lesson somehow.
8born8 18
You can't spice up a story by painting someone in a bad light, talking yourself up is never ok while belittling another. You and your circle of friends obviously knew the guy embellished things continuously and so had learned to take everything he said with a pinch of salt. Was the girl who he was telling the story about there? If she wasn't, then that's probably why he felt confident in telling the story in the first place. How many other people in the group were also friends with the girl and know how she would've behaved, contradictory to his tale? Seems like he wanted to portray the victim & get sympathy/pity from people. However, because you're friends with the girl, had heard what had originally occurred already & knew what the creep was doing, you stood up for the truth and other friend. You probably only spoke what others were thinking...
SuperMew 22
I think this might be the case with Op. I don't call my friends out on their "embellishments" if they are harmless. For the most part, making a story more intense makes it interesting. Unless I know they are lying to hurt someone else or make themselves seem innocent of some crime, there is no problem saying "this crazy woman almost hit me with her car" instead of "this woman didnt see me when I was crossing the street." Op needs to stop lying about things to make them seem more interesting.
glowbaby 15
You totally deserve this. Don't lie.
LittleBastard 20
Guess it's not so intense now.
sunnyray812 42
No, it's more intense on his part.