Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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Xerosnake90 0
Pwned.
Dosse 0
Wow. She's a sneaky one!
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Comments (129)
soccerchick02 3
you're sisters a bitch... just get her back
newmom09 0
omg! WHY didn't she ground the 8-yr-old who said it?
soccerchick02 3
your moms a bitch too lol
Microsoftfan 0
Wow, you should tell your mom off for one, blaming you, two, not teaching your sister respect. This is pathetic. How the heck does your 8 year old sister know those words???
muffinsareyummy 1
ROFLMFAO. are you sure she isnt the girl from the orphan?
Xeph 0
lol,the orphan was crazy!
O_Olive 0
Bitch Slap that little kid!
Bathory_fml 0
Fill her shampoo full of Nair. Now.
technolex 0
pwnd.
DieterDerBlau 0
Instant Favorite FML... Thanks for sharing!!!!
crazybear16 0
damn, haha, but she'd be sorry. I'd kick her ass up the street and back again