Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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Xerosnake90 0
Pwned.
Dosse 0
Wow. She's a sneaky one!
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Comments (129)
djrocksolid01 0
Haha that's a bitch move she pulled there. But I gotta say. She got ya bitch!
KillaKingPerrie 4
HAHAHAHAHAHA get raped. Should have piledrived your sister though
100lol 0
Wow, just imagine his point of view. >_> "f you." "HEY (Big brother's name) YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TELLING YOUR LITTLE SISTER TO SAY THE F WORD TO ME." "I didn't." "GROUNDED, NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Unreasonable/ no proof grounding, that's bad parenting.
magichateball 0
kill her and hide the body
Sipos 0
Just ignore your mum. Refuse to accept being grounded. Hold your ground. I wish I'd realized as a kid that your parents don't actually have any power over you. Eventually they will have to cave. If they dish out arbitary punnishments then refuse to accept it. Be reasonable though - having a completely stalemated relationship with them won't do you any favours.
deliapearl 0
trust me...this is a FHL bcuz your sis will grow up to be a delinquent
Brey1013 0
ur sister is a genius. + 500 cool points to her
Alexgoesfml 3
I hate to break this to you, but they usually get worse up to about 13. Well my sister did. Also you mum is an idiot for not giving you the benefit of the doubt.
EvilAngel 0
It sounds like something I'd do if I was like that... Perhaps you were a mean brother and stole her dolly? =)
famas48 0
1.Take bamboo stick 2.Beat the shit out of her 3.When she barely breaths, say :Whos the bitch now?, biatch" 4.Clean bambbo stick from her blood Yeah i think its good thing that i dont have little sister (its joke)
EvilAngel 0
LMAO! I remember that line. xD "Who's the bitch now?" The New Guy. xDDD