Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my whole family ganged up on me because I called my 9-year-old niece a cunt. The little brat purposely ruined my son's final science project for school and caused him to get a zero, even though we wrote a note to the teacher explaining what happened. FML
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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Top comments
Lioness8197 18
Kids are so sweet now a days. They're just the darnedest things. Such cuties.
TayrawrTMD 7
Red flag right there. Maybe things aren't okay for her at school. Kids can be cruel.
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Lioness8197 18
Kids are so sweet now a days. They're just the darnedest things. Such cuties.
tehhboss 6
Haha-.-
wellfuuucckme 7
That comment has been used to many times now , yes we get it this generation is shit ! -.-
Lioness8197 18
Yes, but I said it first. Soo it's not really my fault.
wellfuuucckme 7
I was talking about on other FML's -.-
desoto96 9
It's not the kids' fault. It's the piss poor job that parents are doing. In most cases that is.
dead247 13
I blame that happity hoppity music these kids listen to. Darn whipper snappers.
jillybee101 7
Someone needs to wash her mouth out with soap. What a little shit.
SpikyG 3
Those little ***** are SOO nice.
CommonSenseKarma 17
Did anyone think that it may be outside influence at school? Other kids probably taught it to her.
Lioness8197 18
47- well you should have commented on the others who said it.
Mahtari 19
Kawaii
roseXthorns 8
I wonder where she learnt that.
RpiesSPIES 27
learned* Sorry, 'learnt' just butchers the word.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#11- Actually, it's correct both ways. Before you go attempting to fix someone, maybe sure you're really right.
RpiesSPIES 27
I apologize for my mistake.
Lioness8197 18
19- I like your horse. Not to sound creepy or anything. I just think it's really pretty. Just sayin.
GuessWhatKids 13
2 - The Internet! The Internet is to blame!
samsaf1989 5
19- "maybe sure you're really right" ... what ?
Hershey903 5
31 - Look at my horse. My horse is amazing. Give it a lick.
gmc_blossom 21
I just knew that the first reply to the main comment was going to be someone correcting "learnt" to "learned." It's pretty sad when I've seen that idiotic correction enough times to predict when it's going to happen.
DogsPaw 16
2- Your profile pic matches your comment :)
TayrawrTMD 7
Red flag right there. Maybe things aren't okay for her at school. Kids can be cruel.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I second that. She may need to talk to someone. :(
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I totally agree kids can be little assholes but an 8 year saying **** off? For like 3-5 year old I could see them dropping the F bomb because they just kind of repeat things they've heard. At 8 they usually know that's a naughty word.
LiesAndMischief 4
3 - Or maybe she's just well on her way to developing a nasty case of Bitch Syndrome, you never know. But either way, the girl needs to be taught better than to scream at people for no justifiable reason.
graffitied_love 20
Puberty? Some girls become emotional, start developing breast, and get their first period as early as 8
Bright_Lights 14
Puberty still doesn't explain why she started using that language.
Hockeyboy4280 18
95-Hormones bro, hormones.
chatwithstar 7
Kids these days...
samsaf1989 5
Yes ... ? What about them?
boofgall 16
Parenting these days..
mfischer 17
Comments these days...
1awliet 8
Gas prices these days...
lk2481 4
You just ruined it.
boofgall 16
122- No YOU just ruined it.
Shercock_Holmes 6
Maybe, next time, just don't bother trying to be nice.
KindaFunnyRight 8
It only gets worse from here, prepare yourself for the next decade or two!
Welshite 40
Quick remedy: one bar of soap, and a screaming brat.
ICastillo 25
Or a slap in the mouth from the parent will do just fine too.
dan135 5
Like what was already stated, she could be getting bullied to the point her anger is out of control, if thats true, then a bar of soap will only make things worse then they already are for her. Or she is just a brat.
ICastillo 25
Man that's bullying stuff is bull shit, all bullies need at any age is a punch in the chops from who they're bulling and it will stop.
AwesomeGuy007 1
Pimp slap dat bitch
wellfuuucckme 7
Yea pimp slap an eight year old TF ??
WorldClassFruit 3
I'm pretty sure that pimp slapping an eight year old counts as child abuse. Plus you can't hit a girl.
desoto96 9
53 Unless you're a girl as well, and if the child is in dire need of a "pimp slapping."
perdix 31
You're in Jersey. Trying to be nice just ***** with people's heads.
Psych101 9
"Hmm, that nice comment/question they just asked didn't seem to be sarcastic and insulting... This is new to me. What do I do?! Got it, I'll just scream profanities at them!"
gracehi 33
I ******* hate "Jersey Shore." It makes the rest of the world think we're all douche bags. But you know what we call people like that in New Jersey? Douche bags.
SusanBieber 10
I hate that people assume everyone in New Jersey is that way because of jersey shore.
perdix 31
#35, #52, I thought that way before "Jersey Shore." I had a best friend from Jersey. If he didn't address you as "douchebag", "asshole", or "idiot", you just knew something was wrong. I miss that ********.
freddyisepic 2
havent been on here in a while. glad perdix is still here
gracehi 33
Your friend is what we in New Jersey like to call, "rude." One person you knew who happened to be from New Jersey doesn't represent the whole state. Contrary to popular belief, we are a very polite people. Some people think we come off as unfriendly, but it's just a different kind of place. New Jersey is a major travel route between two huge cities. This brings all kinds of people passing through the state, so you have to be careful when dealing with strangers.
ajeppsen 25
35, 52 what the **** does jersey shore have to do with that comment?
daringtoride 27
Wash that mouth with some soap! Edit: someone beat me to it ;)