Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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Xerosnake90 0
Pwned.
Dosse 0
Wow. She's a sneaky one!
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Comments (129)
ninaaftermath 0
HAHA you badass
gnbfd 0
LMAO! Your sister pwn'd you next time she talks to you use a tape recorder
xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0
YDI for being a fat.
EveryDayJackAss 0
well you can send her to michael jacks-oh wait..........well since the only well known pedophile is dead.....in the name of the JackAss Crew i say ....YDI :D
bogg_fml 0
the **** is wrong with you..
Sanrio90 8
fail
skittlezzidilzz 0
asshole.
skittlezzidilzz 0
@45, how about he sends his sis to u?
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
WTF? Your mom and sister are bitches.
chris_247 0
she's a little bizz-nitch
winemysavior 4
haha dam. i hate when parents do that! it's poor parenting, why do they punish the older kids? sucks for you
rustyrox 0
what a little devil child, too much unmonitored television
bogg_fml 0
Did FML get HACKED by the Jackass crew or somethin?..
AdamGD 0
Wtf?? Why the hell would she ground you?????? Without hearing what you had to say????!?!!
69someone69 0
and why would she ground him for a month for something as pointless as his sister saying "f you" its not like she actually said it or anything. If this is true your parents are incredibly harsh.