Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
There needs to be a place where boyfriends and girlfriends of FML can meet each other. "Hey, are you the guy who put a dirty sock on his sleeping girlfriend's face and took pictures?" "No, I took pictures of her after she fell in the shower." "Oh, nice to meet you. I asked for breakup sex after breaking up with mine."
A07 48
This means war OP, you need to get back at him with something better than that
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Comments (54)
MariaGiovanni 25
Well you're in good company. Have you seen the picture of Katy Perry in the morning? laugh it off and ask him not to post it or delete it if you're uncomfortable.
yeahsciencebitch 7
Hey, not anything really to say, just wanted to let you know I hit the YDI button by mistake. Sorry OP! :)
Benderama 8
Ohh it says sock, dang that's not as bad as I thought
Xeivan 15
Time to trade in for a new boyfriend!
pasupathymuthu 16
Your BF is extremely immature. He needs to man up.
9a_1z 12
But those 'cute' sleeping photos on Facebook are revolting, why would you prefer that?
pranil 14
*slow claps*
higgysaurus 18
Putting a sock on a sleeping person's face is considered wild?
bigmusclebro 20
That's pretty much the whole point of Girls Gone Wild.
pinkiepink 15
how romantic