Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
There needs to be a place where boyfriends and girlfriends of FML can meet each other. "Hey, are you the guy who put a dirty sock on his sleeping girlfriend's face and took pictures?" "No, I took pictures of her after she fell in the shower." "Oh, nice to meet you. I asked for breakup sex after breaking up with mine."
A07 48
This means war OP, you need to get back at him with something better than that
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Comments (54)
Silk_Routes 14
atleast u make him smile
anarchymaniac 22
Just delete them
mixximoo 24
That is really gross, but hey at least you have a boyfriend with a sense of humor OP :)
GORILLAKING7 7
instead of 'sock' I saw '****'
oiler 21
Do the same thing. But use a used pad
countryb_cth 38
Whoa now Satan calm down. That's a little too far.
Mortoli 30
no need for that lol just use his dirty underwear.
MrsReed 14
Um that's seriously nasty and in no way is fair payback for a dirty sock...it's not like he put drawers that he just sharted in on her face! I'm all for payback, but I would do something like wait until he's passed out then paint his nails, not something involving bodily fluids...yes a dirty sock is gross but what you suggested is way worse.
PrideOfTheFallen 19
Could have been worse than a sock.. Maybe something that rhymes..
kharwood1208 14
Boys, not Men, but boys, are ******* stupid.
worldclassrager 41
You never know what can happen while you are asleep...
mads_nicole 19
This sounds like something my boyfriend would do to me?
mollybelle 13
That's ******* gross. Also funny, and a little adorable. But mostly gross.