Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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HANGtheFREAK 0
haha did your grandma notice? OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!
sucker 0
Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)
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MickandNick 0
so you didn't say "oh hey, i have to go to the bathroom" they'd pull over to a rest stop and then you'd only have 20 minutes of jizzy pants sted of 10 hours. lol but sometimes it's hard to think of these things sometimes.
MonkeySpeaks 4
thought the same thing as 51. "Hey guys, when we get to a rest stop can we pull over? Really gotta go" Wow, that was easy
TheAntiComment 0
and then he gets "why did you change your pants when you went to take a piss?"
yaikwhed 6
atleast he could clean up a little even without changing.
truth_fml 0
Damn, sorry man.
member0987654321 0
hope it wasn't a college visiting trip? lmfao & yeah #3 + #37 = #40 = again lmfao wow holy shit 3 + 37 actually =s 40!
nat66623 0
#8 = HILARIOUS. Funnier than the post itself.
chuteboxe39 0
oh my god thats horrible, lmao.
liljon3 0
#3 dummy/...... but that must have been the most uncomfortable trip ever
mikejv2002 0
Yeah kid, you definately need to pull on your **** more, if you blew THAT big of a load, you need some sexual stimulation ma man!
mikeloyst 0
yooh, you gotta pull on that thing more often. Before a 10 hour drive i know what id do to make the time more bareable