Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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HANGtheFREAK 0
haha did your grandma notice? OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!
sucker 0
Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)
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Comments (132)
alex_vik 1
Yeah, why didn't you take that promotion like #8 said, that might've prevented that wet dream.
Katee0_o 6
haha! win!
lgd921 0
LMFAO!
blargh23 0
I agree!
murythawn 13
To all the people that replied above me: there is a button that, if started at under a microscope, looks like a hand with a thumb pointing upwards. It means you no longer have to comment "lol."
McNerdy 0
If you're having wet dreams, your not wanking it enough. If you aren't starting to shaft, it certainly isn't enough.
silkee_shiny 0
ROFL at #11.........smh at #3
RPGod 0
How does this have 306 YDIs?
akmufasa 1
Now it has 7,255.
rebboy_2008 0
Um... you had a wet dream after an hour of sleep? In a car ride? With your family? Wow... you should have taken care of that load before you left home. You totally deserved it.
LittleMissMack 0
If it was a 10+ hour trip... couldn't you just be like most kids and ask to stop at a restroom? Then you can clean yourself up. I don't blame you for having a wet dream, I blame you for not using your brain.
ubbernoob 0
wow. #3, i was gonna post the same thing, but you obviously beat me to it so i have to come up with an even witter comment. . . so here it goes Dude, how do you know that you didnt have a wet dream, and that it wasent just your grandma getting her jollies off at your expense. X(]
Nice_but_Unlucky 0
u fail.
yaikwhed 6
i agree. not witty at all.
Geicogecko 2
u fail x2
ptshpby28 0
Ummm... you really need to jerk off more.
BooYou 0
Uh....#17....#3 was superior...
TheAntiComment 0
Safe to say your no longer the favorite grandson