Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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HANGtheFREAK 0
haha did your grandma notice? OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!
sucker 0
Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)
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wtfxpaigerz 0
Having wet dreams doesn't mean you don't jerk off enough. You can jerk off 10 times a day, and still have wet dreams. O.o But yeah, why not ask to go to a restroom? Clean yourself off, lol.
DiSab 0
A ********** a day help keep the wet dreams away.
TheAntiComment 0
actually 22, a ********** a day... gives you a higher chance for prostate cancer
youngboss_fml 2
r u damn serious??!
subhuman1 0
actually it's the exact opposite. masturbation prevents prostate cancer.
soonerfan 0
#23 seriously? Damnit, I need to go to a doctor
Nice_but_Unlucky 0
lmao me too and im only 14
cookiemonster144 0
looks like I'll be seeing you there as well lol!
TheAntiComment 0
yeah, more than twice a week is actually considered bad for your health, dont think most guys care tho haha Sex is fine though
Zic_fml 7
Actually #25, it decreases the risk for cancer because it cleans the urinary tract. But it can negatively affect potency. Shuffling the knuckles is healthy when done within reasonable limits, like every other stuff. OP, did its foul stench consume the car? XDXD
amandarocks04 0
I wonder if you were moaning in your sleep... Poor grandma!
chieffanLJ27 0
...#17......ew. and i hope for your sake she didnt notice
bombthedisco 0
#23/#25, let me guess, masturbation also makes you go blind and grow hair on your palms. recent studies have had different findings on the matter, there are no definitive results.
Collin 0
Hey, so i had an exp. like this only i was in my aunt and uncles car.... but i started wankin and now i haven't had one sense :P