Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
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Top comments
happykid 0
you talk like you're writing ****.
DynamicDave 11
Yum. But why is your saliva cold?
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Comments (22)
CptJackSwallows 0
I would also find it amusing.
happykid 0
you talk like you're writing ****.
Zoomuck 0
Lol
KonM4N4Life 0
Let me clean u up :)
Nacirema20 0
Ew. FYL.
DynamicDave 11
Yum. But why is your saliva cold?
JmfDiver 0
Hey, look at it this way: Atleast HE wasn't drooling on you.
Gstone5 0
want some help cleaning that up :) d u mind if i use my tongue? :P
SettoFail 9
When I read this I thought he was going to be drooling on you. I picture you as a ***** with her cleavage showing a little too much...no offense it's just what I invision.
theset3 0
haha. wow i thought the same thing
biohaz_fml 0
what ????