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sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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Bad sign, huh?

Anonymous - 21/01/2025 05:00 - Malaysia - George Town

Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML

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Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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littlekellilee - - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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GoldLeader 19

Friday 26 June 2015 0:14

You sure know how to pick them!

alexanderavatar 24

Friday 26 June 2015 0:18

what do you see in him?

rachel0123 13

Friday 26 June 2015 15:26

You are a lucky lady haha ?

IreneProblems 14

Friday 26 June 2015 15:31

Sounds like a charmer.

McFlyingmonkeys 6

Friday 26 June 2015 16:32

Well at least he wasn't flirting with them

KingLewisII 34

Friday 26 June 2015 18:34

I think you meant was

player20270 32

Friday 26 June 2015 18:40

Are you on a relationship with Shrek?

cappellaaa 23

Friday 26 June 2015 22:47

You picked a winner! Congrats

MenAreFromVegas 5

Saturday 27 June 2015 6:00

Ew! Immature and unsanitary, and definitely reason enough to dump him on the spot.

Fmlsea 28

Saturday 27 June 2015 15:12

you must be so proudto be his gf.

xDeadlyBlade99x 9

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:57

How old is he??

sweetsixteenyay 9

Sunday 28 June 2015 21:46

Hey guys, OP here. Thank you for taking the time to read and comment. My boyfriend and I are 17 and have been dating for nearly a year now. It was an induction day at our school so there were several new people in our class. I think he wanted to show off a bit. He honestly is a great guy, please believe me!!