Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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Top comments
GoldLeader 19
You sure know how to pick them!
alexanderavatar 24
what do you see in him?
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Comments (78)
y0ima0wn 10
Well then
AlexanderIsLife 14
At least no girl would ever steal him away...
vintageart1994 16
That's what I thought
boating_guy 33
From limited exposure to this situation, I'm not going to disagree with her on that one... Should talk to your boyfriend about etiquette OP
dpxantos 10
Well there are worse ways for your boyfriend to be hitting on other girls. So why are you with him and his immaturity?
Stazza11 27
How in the hell did you get he was hitting on other girls from flicking boogers at them?
mr_sarcastic416 29
#36 he "hit" on them with his booger
2nd 20
Your boyfriend sounds like a great person /sarcasm over. i suggest someone tell him about courtesy
lanible 9
Why?
GoldLeader 19
You sure know how to pick them!
Norja 33
So does he!
Steve95401 49
You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose.
PePziNL 20
24: Don't tell me what I can't do!
MeanBeagle 22
I give her props for sticking around
DolphinLaser23 24
At least he wasn't flirting with her
Welshite 40
Wait, booger flinging isn't considered flirting? No wonder girls never give me their numbers. :(
Emma1562 35
Hey it's you again lol
FMLusername969 21
I would rather catch my (soon to be EX) boyfriend MID THRUST instead of witnessing him doing something as disgusting as this. I hope he ends up reading your FML OP so we can all tell him HOW ****** UP HE IS! Time to grow up kid!
McFlyingmonkeys 6
#51 So most of us can lick genials but boogers are still a hot button? I think some priorities are skewed
alexanderavatar 24
what do you see in him?
FYLTHOUGH 15
he must have dug so deep he threw out a bit of his brain
vikky538 29
Boogers? May be.
Epikatz 22
Probably not. He picked those out.
johnny692 6
#9 or, what does she see out of him
brycemash 9
More like what do u see on him.
gatorclay97 28
Probably has a big dick.
feytensn 25
She will not steal him away from you
izzajaneful 24
Sounds like no one would.
Stillo 25
Diggin' gold, are we.