Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML
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Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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Steve95401 49
OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.
Oppression_fml 19
Lannister approved!
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Comments (143)
ally8 21
Ok he has deeply ingrained issues. Dump him
labowski1976 5
I hear kinda stuff is common in Arkansas all the time "Your my sister Your my sister" incest is the best Put your sister to the test
Dramori 29
Maybe he was thinking of something gross so he could last longer in bed? Still, most people would think of anything other than a family member...
bad_boyfriend 10
I find it's easier to just admit your incest fantasy to your gf. You would be really surprised how many girls are down for it.
middlenamefrank 8
Now don't go jumping to conclusions. Everybody has some twisted stuff inside...it's how you manage all that stuff that matters.
bluefairy_fml 24
By that logic, how is it any better if they changed it and put another girl's name? Now the girls with that name will think their brothers have incestous fantasies about them. But seriously now, what are the odds that the very few girls called Nohemi who live in small towns in Arkansas (and who have a brother who has a girlfriend) happened to visit this website today and read that FML?
oodslayer 3
Maybe he just doesn't like Dodge trucks.
Ajescent 6
Everyone calm down, It's probably an accident.
Wakachulak 22
And here I was, thinking he intentionally said his sisters name mid sex in an attempt to turn his girlfriend on. Silly me.
XxElementzxX 12
at least it wasn't your sister. ( if you have one) but still WTF
The_madmax 23
being his sister is worse..I mean cheating is wrong..but with your own sibling... wtf
Gingy723 7
Also a possobilty its a **** stars name