Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML
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Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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Steve95401 49
OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.
Oppression_fml 19
Lannister approved!
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Comments (143)
wchil 14
nohemi? thats a new name
repzero 7
the Lanisters send their regards
StayFaithful 8
Highly disturbing
AngusEcrivain 18
We're all forgetting the most important thing here... Is his sister hot?
abylaunch 10
You've seriously only met one Noemi? I've known like 5. It's not an uncommon name at all. Not that him thinking about anyone else in bed is good but at least it's not as bad, he could totally know someone else by that name. Also as someone else said, you might have misheard him, you did say he murmered not shouted so whatever said probably wasn't all that clear.
daddysgirl8 21
I really hope his sister isn't a child...
soullyfe 33
I think it's weird even if she's not a child...
tkeire 2
A quick google search revealed at least 10 people in Arkansas named Nohemi...
purplegold 19
???
aliahh7 6
Too much game of thrones
samlovesham1234 9
What the actual ****?!