Today, I was to give a business report to several important shareholders. Right at the start, I broke into a coughing fit, then got so nervous that I froze up. When I tried to excuse myself, I tripped over my own feet. I'm now facing demotion for making the company look bad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Today, I sat down to discuss wanting a promotion and ended up getting so nervous that I broke down crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself not once, not twice, but three times in front of a coworker. I dropped something, they came to help; I got distracted and fell forward onto my knees, to only then nearly knock over an entire skid of boxes on to the both of us. I kinda want to quit my job. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
He should appreciate the comedy act you just gave them.
Catkam623 27
Lighten up you could've had a notification pop up to renew your pornhub subscription, life can always get worse.
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Comments (40)
Nyx_fml 23
He should appreciate the comedy act you just gave them.
webbface 25
Way to be on the positive side #1!!
punkyboy 11
how do you keep getting first comment what type of sorcery is this.
Nyx_fml 23
I am known for having the fastest fingers around. Also, I have no life.
abeg157 14
The unspoken truth of all people who get the first 20 comments on an FML post.
wolfgold2 20
That sucks ass.
bballer4life895 13
You're a klutz lol
punkyboy 11
thank you captain obvious lol.
flashback.miss 28
Head over hills. Somehow that;s not what they were expecting.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
I think you may mean head over heels.
CharresBarkrey 16
Head over hills makes no sense.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Hey asshole learn how to type.
obnum 19
When you think about it, head over heels makes no sense for what the expression means. Your head is always above your heels. If it weren't then you'd be upside down. :)
nnnope 26
46 - Let's eat grandma! Let's eat, grandma! See - commas save lives. Please learn proper English grammar before you try to correct anyone.
Fedezzer 20
On behalf of my people, #55, I award you with an up-thumb.
Slawter16 24
Now that is real tough luck. I feel bad for you, OP.
Catkam623 27
Lighten up you could've had a notification pop up to renew your pornhub subscription, life can always get worse.
Trisha_aus 15
*I understood that reference* Well played #6
allie2590 31
People actually pay for that?
Catkam623 27
Apparently so
magicman37 8
You don't happen to work for KLUTZ inc. do you?
Accept 11
Omg just no. That was terrible. *sigh*
ubertuber 9
Bad Luck Brian in real life, eh?
Fedezzer 20
What did THIS guy write that could have possibly displeased anyone? Misuse of a meme? It's FML not FaceBook.
supertacowaffle 41
Awh, well hopefully they'll understand, and perhaps the next meeting will go better. you can't help being nervous after all, I hope it works out op :3
ty7in_topic 31
That's a little harsh for coughing and tripping. Very unfortunate OP.