Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML
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Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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Steve95401 49
OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.
Oppression_fml 19
Lannister approved!
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Comments (143)
Drakone 9
same name as the girl that failed completely on idiotest today
tompom331 19
Is he French?
lovelockdown23 23
Yeah first it's his sister then it's his daughter. run. run. run far away.
rockwrench 18
You have to figure that one out. Boyfriend has a little thing going on in his head. Not good.
chaseafterwind82 29
WTF?!! Sex + Thinking of Family = Ultimately Boner Killer. Unless there's something REALLY wrong with you...
vikky538 29
That game of thrones moment though.
Kristoffer 35
so I misread at first that he murdered his sister.
AggieMike77 12
Hmmmmm. Arkansas, huh.
trey600rr 22
is his name Joe Dirt? because it is now!?
Jethco 15
Because the internet doesn't exist.....