Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him, "If you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was, "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
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UltimateIdiot911 0
You should have had him get tested first.
kellster 2
And that's why they give all these classes on safe sex. All for naught, apparently. Condoms. Look into them. Testing. Look into it. Also, your bf for the fail. Good honesty there, jackass.
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Comments (171)
Vehicle 1
Yeah, He's an ass. If he really loved you- he would have forewarned you. Slap him. Hard. If it was a just a sarcastic remark, Slap him. Even harder.
wrestler_fml 0
THAT SUCKS
CPTobvious_fml 0
Ah Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving... Not to worry.... now you have every right to say that same "joke" to your next boyfriend!
Common_Sense 0
If he's just joking, good job for being quick on his feet. But if he's serious, you could sue him. If you know that you have an STD, especially an incurable one, and you do not inform your sexual partner, that's a federal crime.
sweetlovexxx 5
well, if your BF didn't tell you he had herpes, you can sue him for not telling you. its your fault though because you both should have gotten tested. best wishes for you.
stonemask 0
I hope you left his ass. What a piece of shit.
playful2088 0
let's hope he was either joking or used protection everytime you guys did it.
GamerFreak360 0
http://failblog.org/2009/03/12/apology-herpes-fail/#comments You might have to scroll up to see the pic but trust me it will make you feel better
cindylouwho5 0
what a jerk! why didn't he tell you!
fckaduck 0
Well, you give shitty advice anyway. If you ignore a problem it doesn't go away...your fault. p.s. shoulda had him tested, YDI