Today, my girlfriend and I found out that if I'm tickled it causes me to have a panic attack until I cry. FML
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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
But there's panic on the streets of Carlisle
Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML
Today, I found out it is possible to get whiplash and a concussion from a tickle fight you have with your boyfriend. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
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carly_eb 16
You are going to get really good at pinning people down before the tickle fights start.
lusanna 19
Use it to your advantage and tickle every person you see :D although going to see a therapist might be a good idea
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Comments (25)
moodyreallyrocks 27
Take care OP!!
carly_eb 16
You are going to get really good at pinning people down before the tickle fights start.
lusanna 19
Use it to your advantage and tickle every person you see :D although going to see a therapist might be a good idea
sonasonic 34
Tickle them before they tickle you! Its a fight for survival.
anyagrande 31
Im the same! Anybody that doesn't respect your wishes not to be tickled really isn't worth having in your life :)
awspinks77 7
Instead of tickle wars, try pillow fights. I'm so sorry. I know how important tickle wars are in a relationship. My heart goes out to you. FYL.
RetireEngland 24
This generation makes me sick
chuka81 27
How? Just how did you get to that place where you decide to condemn a whole generation from this FML?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I don't know what that comment has to do with the FML, but if you hate this generation, then leave this planet.
InfiniteSunshine 32
You had another odd comment on a previous FML. I have no idea why this FML, of all FMLs, would make someone lose faith in this generation. But why does this generation make you sick? Because this one person, who we don't even know if they're a part of "this generation," has panic attacks, an uncontrolled reaction, in response to tickling? Most types of responses to tickling is a panic response though, even laughing. It triggers it in the brain, having a panic attack when being tickled actually isn't that unusual.
oathkeeper99 31
Is that you, Mario?
yerawizardlizzy 27
That's not that surprising, really. When you're tickled (like pinned down and seriously tickled), you pretty much lose control to someone else and that can stress the body. I personally hate being tickled for that reason, and I just think it's really uncomfortable.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
"It triggers a me?" It's a me, Mario. I'll see myself out the door now.