Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me she'd canceled my spring break trip to Europe for my 16th birthday. Why? So I could get my wisdom teeth pulled 2 months early. FML
Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
I'm surprised you didn't know.
RichardPencil 32
I hope she took you to a dentist. It would suck if she got both of you drunk and decided to pull some of your teeth with pliers.
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Comments (12)
Ashamed_Sister 60
I'm surprised you didn't know.
Archery5083 11
That sucks. I assume they were your wisdom teeth?
OhWhoCares 42
That's so disappointing. I was rarely allowed to miss school or get picked up. i hope you get a few days off at least to recover!
RichardPencil 32
I hope she took you to a dentist. It would suck if she got both of you drunk and decided to pull some of your teeth with pliers.
haveyou000 22
sometimes I would compare being in school to getting teeth pulled but.... not literally. FYL
Fireant_man 6
Being as dumb as you please looking after your teeth you can't miss anymore school
TMO2142 25
Look at the bright side, you got to leave school, and im getting my wisdoms done soon. i will soon feel your pain
jcash52426 5
Tell your mom I'll pull them out $25 each and no anesthetic.
Catdragon 40
Be happy your mom cares about your education and health. My mom would pull me out or keep me home from school because she wanted someone to play with. I could ask her to come pick me up and she would do it. But where do you think that put me?