Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
What the ****? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a ******* clue."
saIty 17
It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.
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Comments (142)
salvorican 24
Don't worry it's normal to have boobs that aren't exactly the same size. And obviously it's not that noticeable if you didn't even know
blair_x 12
As she sells bras in a VS, you'd think she'd be more knowledgeable on boobs. :/
CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT 0
Haha unless one is 2 bra sizes bigger than the other you're fine.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Like meeeee :) lol sorry op :(
serey2310 7
Slap that worker in her unbalanced wreck
thatssomeBS 9
Every girl has different sized boobs, just usually a minor difference. Trust me, I spend a vast majority of my time studying the subject. fapfapfapfapfapfap
Headcrab 29
No woman has 2 breasts of the same size.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Maybe not you.,,,
twisted54 1
Like snowflakes? :)
thatssomeBS 9
So it appears, 28, that your right boob is a hair bigger than your left one.
mrf07960 0
Stupid...
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Im 14, if you can read
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Ok..well if your gonna say something... Get your facts straight.
loserman67 36
Okay, you need to make this an illustrated FML so we can all make our own decision, a very highly detailed illustrated FML. Afterall, if the saleswoman is wrong then we all need to call her an insensitive bitch. If she's right, then same goes for you. Hey come on -- fair is fair...
rcloca 10
She's a bitch no one is perfect.
dragonforerunner 2
So, would you win first and third in a wet t-shirt contest?