Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I tried to act extra confident by making intense eye contact during a meeting. My boss finally stopped talking and asked, “Do you need something, or are you just glaring at me?” Now everyone thinks I have a crush on him. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
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suppressed08 2
Easy enough excuse - just say it was for easy remembrance. It only works as an excuse cos he's your boss though :)
UnicornsDoExist 0
Dude, that's embarrassing. I once had to tell my dad my laptop password so he could get a guy to fix it (my crush's dad) and my password was my crush's first and last name.
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suppressed08 2
Easy enough excuse - just say it was for easy remembrance. It only works as an excuse cos he's your boss though :)
EffinAhole 0
At least it wasn't "I love (boss's name)" or something like that.
Lukee 0
yeah just pretend that it was the first thing that came to mind. side note there are an awful lot of password FMLs recently
st0815 9
What's the point of coming up with an excuse? OP - you have a crush on the guy, now he knows. The worst thing which could happen is that he's not interested - then you can move on. Still beats having a crush and not doing anything about it.
sammy432 0
just say that side he's your boss, you thought it would be appropriate fir a password.
spacerockerr37 0
agree with1(:
failblorg 0
I freaking love your photo!!!
failblorg 0
number 36 that is
xAznNinjaGuy 0
My password is always the name of one of my favorite bands. If anyone would need it, it wouldn't sound like I have a crush on them because there are more than one person in a band. I'm basically giving them mixed messages, thus, confusing them so they wont give another thought about it, so I have a easy-to-remember password, AND people think I like the band in a non-sexual way. #36 - I see yellow teeth in that picture.
KingDingALing 9
30- What's wrong is that the OP's supervisor will think it's creepy
sammy432 0
thanks ;)
destineydeon 0
67: thanks for that because we were all dying to know what you use as YOUR password. by the way, way to creep on 36's picture.
xAznNinjaGuy 0
91 - It was just advice to anybody with some really easy to guess password. AND I didn't creep. It's 'cause 59 said "nice picture" so I was like "Oh okay, I'm gonna check this out." right when I saw it, I saw yellow teeth. Stop trolling. Ignorant bitch.
himoonkey 8
lol she should've said it was hard to spell
MnBran6 0
This is a repeat...
Xirre 0
95, I hope you relearn english because your sentence structures are just terrible.
kyarush 10
freaks these days
Pyro_Panda 4
Not a creeper, I'm a gay guy, but your hair is awesome!!!
Pyro_Panda 4
^^^^^ was meant for 54 haha xD
gasbreakdipdip 0
copypasta is old, old copypasta
CoachLlama 5
10 points for creativity on the Pic Sammy432.
kaprookie 3
This is a copy that's just better written. OP think of an original fml next time.
UnicornsDoExist 0
Dude, that's embarrassing. I once had to tell my dad my laptop password so he could get a guy to fix it (my crush's dad) and my password was my crush's first and last name.
TheAICore 0
mine too! :). high five. :).
UnicornsDoExist 0
Woo, go people who need to think of better passwords!
Igor_g5 0
19. You're really kind of cute.
TheAICore 0
yea I'm not? :(.
Quidikic 9
No 77, you're not cute. You're a bitch who's full of yourself, go change your personality.
pimplayer 0
19 looks like amber from teen mom lol no troll :)
klutzycleo 5
#17 you are cute, don't listen to #85 (:
HeatherXCore 0
144. I dunno. She IS cute but as soon as someone besides her got a compliment she leapt over wondering why she didn't get one.
rmeyer6 0
144 and 170 - you are both cute :)
kennedy114 0
embarrassing
thebravers 0
Haha, you should expect this :P
Igor_g5 0
#5. You're really hot.
ferrettamer 6
#48 you are really dumb if you think that is him
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
#66 you are really dumb if you think that ferrettamer's use of "him" was unintentional asshat
PizzaGuy11 0
# 66 and above your stupid if you think thats really her. thank you and have a nice day.
noobgang7 5
143, you're stupid for using your instead of you're.
Moy_fml 6
149, you're stupid for not using apostrophes when quoting other people.
FFML_314 12
You're stupid, 157. Would you like to know why? For starting your sentence off with a number. :D
gtkt3 0
first that is actually him and second your all really stupid for even having this conversation
vzdevil 1
*you're...... my god it goes on and on
breenntt 0
wow... happened to me.. =o
saragr94 2
awkward... haha
FTWisRIGHT 0
Embarrassing.
make_damn_sure 0
Didn't anyone ever tell you to never give out your password? You should've typed it without him seeing it - stop him accessing your account whenever he wants (which he can as he knows your password), and save you the embarrassment!
Compufreak 0
That ^ Or you could tell him it's a private password and you first have to change it...
Lisy0303 12
I just love how this is what you took from the story? Good thinking though
Britney_0 0
That's stupid. You should've thought about it, I mean, you work there. I would quit lol
UnicornsDoExist 0
I don't understand the necessity of having "to get my password" and "asked me what my password was" in the same sentence.
EffinAhole 0
oh come on... you are reaching on that one. I understand when the grammar or spelling is ridiculous but EffinA people this is FML not English class.
Sonfang 19
eh I agree, it sounds to repetitive..hmmm... eh but whatever, it doesn't matter lol! Op get over it you're both adults, so you have a crush on your boss. You think you're the first woman in history to have this happen? NO! Just say that when you started it was easy to remember and then change the password a little (like if there's an o change it to a 0, same password) and next time you type it...easy peasy! Meh what do I know huh? Lol
FFML_314 12
GRAMMER IS IMPORTENT! OP, you are a massive creep! Did he smile when you told him or did he turn away slowly and roll his eyes?
DocBastard 40
*GRAMMAR Sorry, had to do it. /hangs head sheepishly
FFML_314 12
LOL! You forgot to correct "IMPORTENT" :) It was sarcasm. I was hoping that was obvious. Edit: Thank you, Pendatik!
xXSillyLoveXx 0
haha it's okay I was gonna do it too
DocBastard 40
FFML and pendatik- I added another comment immediately after which said "thanks for the sarcasm" but it didn't make it up. This happens to at least half my comments. This is my second time trying with THIS comment. Ugh. select all, copy, lather, rinse, repeat.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
GRAMMA IS IMPOTENT! Wait, what?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
As long as we're naziing... by* my supervisor,* on whom* I have a massive crush.
FantasticFin 0
*important
TheNewGuy03 29
116 -- you have an useless letter? O_- |the kid|
Trollz4daLULZ 2
No, she has a grandmother who can't get it up. Wait, what?
justfienne 12
it makes it clear to people that he wanted her to actually say her password to him...