Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
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Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
What the ****? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a ******* clue."
saIty 17
It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.
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Comments (142)
raivis227 0
Natural breasts are alot better :) so what?... My girlfriends boobs arent symetrical but they are atleast naturally big :) so dont let people bum you out about your looks :3 just dont gets a boobs job they are a waste of money :P
swearmonkey 0
Same! Whoo! Non itty bitty tity comitee!
14natkatprat 0
Nothing wrong with that lol mine aint either haha
wriptidez 0
call her boss
leadman1989 16
Should have snatched her weave off. >:(
HumanWiki 8
Um... Most women dont have matched breasts. It's normal. Hell, I'm a dude and I know that.
failsammich 0
well you have breasts.symmetrical or not they control men lol
Eiregal 7
mine are not the same either. it's more noticeable in a bikini or tight tops, but, thankfully being a Tom boy I rarely, if ever, wear those lol
heyred 11
Most women aren't, unless you buy them.
Kasse 4
Complain and get her fired. VS have a reputation to uphold- by being a rude dumbass, that woman was not upholding this.
ConBroChill 3
can u send me a pic