Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me slow dancing to "Bella's Lullaby" with an anime boy cutout. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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imnotc00l 10
Is his name Ken by any chance?
pirup 13
Horomones, maybe? I don't know, that's a little out of the ordinary
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Comments (87)
snowy101 7
Did anyone get scared after reading "sister's" and then breathe a sigh of relief to when reading "barbie"?!
lostinareverie 21
I don't think he's Barbie's dream date.
sighlifeman 12
sound more of a his fml
bobthenob 14
better than the dog i suppose.
Silk_Routes 14
whos next?
Steve97 32
That plastic really is fantastic!
gamermonster 34
Got nothing to say on this one... It's just weird. Let's just hope he got pretty hormonal and this isn't a weird fetish :) Sorry OP
Shikamaru_fml 11
dafuq
Pootato88 15
Thats totally normal... Right?
Jryan952015 7
If it's the small ones how? If it a life size one then you need to give him the talk. I guess you could also make comments on how he was doing to