Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me slow dancing to "Bella's Lullaby" with an anime boy cutout. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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imnotc00l 10
Is his name Ken by any chance?
pirup 13
Horomones, maybe? I don't know, that's a little out of the ordinary
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Comments (87)
millie14225 31
wow, on the bright side, you can look forward to being grandparents.
Amaxin 2
At least he was making out with Barbie and not ken
interesting33 37
Wouldn't matter if he was...
interesting33 37
YDI - KNOCK!! He is a teenager. :)
KatieJBabe 27
For all you know he was in an open space.
rick_mcneil16 16
It does say "walked in on" so it makes sense to assume it was in a room
Mooglefox 24
You do say to start small, then go on to larger things
wickedhyype 17
Did you laugh? I know i would have
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Is your name Hank Hill? Did you saw the doll in half?
rick_mcneil16 16
At first I read it as him making out with his sister so you should be glad it isn't that
Richard6036 13
Sounds like your son is a weirdo
radioactiveXcow 14
Why does this sound like it should be a half assed movie reference to Grandma's Boy?
TheHD 12
How does that even work? Unless they have made bigger versions of them, which I haven't seen, wouldn't his lips be bigger than her face?