Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

Classy.

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

Weebo

Today, my mom walked in on me slow dancing to "Bella's Lullaby" with an anime boy cutout. FML

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML