Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
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Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me slow dancing to "Bella's Lullaby" with an anime boy cutout. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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imnotc00l 10
Is his name Ken by any chance?
pirup 13
Horomones, maybe? I don't know, that's a little out of the ordinary
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Comments (87)
hank0311 10
Okay did not see the "teenager" portion of the post lol. Yeah he is either going for rock star status or he is practicing for the chick that he likes at school and really does not want to screw it up. Great time to sit him down and chat.
STEALTHHUNTER88 13
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...
5FDPmetalhead 17
For your mental health and his, I suggest you start knocking...
Lalala579121 28
I think knocking would be worse for his mental health if he never finds out that it's humans he's supposed to be making out with.
dansco 25
At least he wasn't sucking Action Man's head ?
I_Like_Dogs 28
How the hell do you kiss a Barbie doll? Its head is the size of your lips! How did he manage to passionately make out with a Barbie doll without almost swallowing it?
samlovesham1234 9
I was wondering the same thing......Unless it's one of those busts where you can style its hair and practice applying makeup.
enginsteve 17
#31 that comment fits right in with your picture and screen name! Lol
samlovesham1234 9
Um, thanks? I think. It's a 12" General Hawk photo, one the characters from the GI Joe cartoon series.
Anti_Sora 31
Let's just hope it doesn't turn into other dolls.
scarlett3diaz 24
"Come on Barbie, let's go party "
nishimehta 21
"ah ah ah yeah"! now the song is totally different!
whysobeachy 37
"Ah, ah, ah, yeah!" That song suddenly sounds so different, now.
jaydoug92 21
He kissed a doll and he liked it, the taste of her chewy plastic!
olpally 33
Lol what the ****? That's just messed up.
jaydoug92 21
Yes?