Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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jojimugo 20
She just wanted to **** that dude guilt free with the loop hole of we we were not dating .... Sneaky bitch
tehaustiebear 34
And that's when you realized they weren't worth your time.
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Comments (125)
barney_stinson1 11
And that's when u changed it to ex girlfriend again
MrsKilown 20
At least you know that she's a sneaky bitch. My hope is you can find someone who isn't willing to open her legs so easily. Good luck OP!
yeti37 16
Two ******.
Wolfparable 22
I hope he is no longer your friend and she is not your girlfriend. Only terrible people would do that to someone do not waste anymore time with them.
captainsmegma 12
Your girlfriend is a ****. Your friend is a dick. Your an asshole if you associate with either.
sciencebitches 11
BUT U WERE ON A BREAK :)
Abcbabyunme 7
Your life sounds like a freaking soap opera!
Astrum14 24
If this was a soap opera OP and his girlfriend would be twins separated at birth. Or OP and his friend. Or OP's girlfriend and friend. Or all three of them are triplets separated at birth. Also someone needs to have amnesia.
Rababco 29
#41 So Star Wars is a soap opera? Luke and Leia were twins who were separated at birth and there was some romance there.
kb1236 1
Sounds like what my ex did. Only it wasn't sex it was sexting, and my "friend" didn't feel guilty about it she was proud.
justinccp 8
Doesn't surprise me in the least considering how people today jump so easily from one relationship to another. Sorry to hear he went after her so early, but just shows he must've been waiting for it for some time regardless
GunSlinger69 19
Dump her ass and ditch the best friend, they clearly just wanted to **** each other and think that because you guys were broken up at the time, it's completely okay, **** that..