Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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jojimugo 20
She just wanted to **** that dude guilt free with the loop hole of we we were not dating .... Sneaky bitch
tehaustiebear 34
And that's when you realized they weren't worth your time.
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Comments (125)
teamnikster 9
Honestly, yes that's screwed up, but at least he told you. And at least she did while you were guys were separated. Not saying what she did was right, or that you don't have any reason to be angry. But there are plenty of people out there that would've called themselves your friend and girlfriend, but be boning each other behind your back.
poppunkette 22
Sorry to hear op. You deserve a lot better than that!
anabanana101 15
Now you know she's not loyal. Maybe it was for the best
DenBriZel 31
Is it possible she broke up with you just so she could have sex with someone else and not feel guilty?
killer0689 20
its actually the same reason I guess. she just wanted a change in taste or posi ;D
daniel_2209 12
"WE WERE ON A BREAK" - Ross
SplineMan 4
LOL, my absolute first thought!! Of course, OPs friend and girlfriend are really not exactly friends at all. Sorry, OP :(
MissBehavin77 18
Ditch her. If she can **** another guy that fast, especially your friend, she may not be the loyal or caring type anyway. You can do better than that, someone else not as easy and slutty.
Jwaye2 7
Same thing almost happened with my mate. He doesnt like to go out to nightclubs so me and his missus used to go out all the time. Id look out for her and she would be my wingman. One time we got too drunk and we made out, we admitted our mistake and told him immediately and all was forgiven. One year later they broke up and she came straight to my place and tried to sleep with me. Shes extremely hot and id be lying if i said i hadnt thought about it but i said no and kicked her out. Told my mate what happened and the next day she tried to go back to him but he already knew what she had tried.
inz002 6
Good job there :)
54754N4 14
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. really well played m8 ! I'd love to have you as a friend
Niedermayer_20 12
I'd be miserable, good luck with that.
fantasyworld 39
You don't deserve them.
54754N4 14
I think the better way to put it is that "they don't deserve him" =p.
lesly30 14
At least the "friend" came clean... Now, who to dump the girlfriend or Guy friend... Hmmm
iwadasn 33
I'd say dump them both.