Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the bank to get her new ATM card. As the bank teller gave her the card, he said that the PIN remained the same. Indignant, she cried out, "How do you possibly know my PIN code?" She's 27. FML
Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML
Stunlocked
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Classic sting
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML
Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML
Stranded
Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML
Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML
Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML
Free money glitch
Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worried he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I'd left the cash in the machine. FML
Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18
Sounds like your friend has more problems than worrying about being robbed at the ATM. Actually, he may be the robber at the ATM.
juststephhere 23
They sound so lovely! Remind me why they are your friend?
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BubbleGrunge 18
Sounds like your friend has more problems than worrying about being robbed at the ATM. Actually, he may be the robber at the ATM.
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, I can imagine that by perpetuating this urban legend this "friend" is gaining access to gullible peoples PIN's by observing which numbers they use while holding them up and later reversing them after stealing their card.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
And why exactly would the robber be trying to help the people they're robbing?
MegasaurusRex89 28
It isn't actually helping if it doesn't work in the first place, #9. That's the point of both this FML and what #8 was saying.
domking1315 20
His friend might actually be right. Before an atm asks for your pin # you have to swipe your card first. At that point it's only looking for one pin # and not all of the ones in its database. I dont know how it's work if it was 1221 or something though or why his "friend" got so upset.
gemstone586 12
I work for a bank. I can promise you it's not true. Not that it takes a bank employee to understand it's not true, just a little common sense.....
slyde32 12
I have a friend who works IT security for a bank, I asked her, it doesn't work, although it would be a good idea if it could be programmed properly somehow
wanted_2_want 40
With friends like that, who needs enemies?!?
Mr23 9
EMV technician here, confirming it DOESN'T work. But not for the reason stated (We could just not issue cards with palindrome PINs, since they are generated at the bank.) The reason is that neither the card nor the ATM know your PIN. (what they know is called a "hash" of the PIN and is basically a piece of knowledge that is easy to get from a PIN but hard to get a PIN from. A comparable example would be knowing the second and fifth letter of your password. It's easy to see if "Zebra" has the letters E and A there, but it's hard to think of a word with H and T there off the top of your head.) [BTW the answer is (replacing the letters with their number in the alphabet, in case you want to try guessing) 19-8-9-18-20 ]
Sheepiebeepie 26
story of my life
bored359 13
What a great friend you have!
fortune789 17
Friends like that are hard to pin down.
Mkm1997 20
Good sir you need more thumbs up.
CallMeWindSock 24
Friend
fakedsincerity 32
Never bother correcting idiots on facebook. They never learn. :/
laden_swallow09 35
Not at first, anyway. They'll be pissed off at first, certainly, but after they've mulled it over a few days, it starts sinking in. This, however, is an example of a poster child for anger management classes.
foxwasalamb 24
i disagree. if people say stupid things that are obviously false, the only way to correct it is to tell them, otherwise we will forever live in a dumb society. knowledge is key
tantanpanda 26
Sorry, but correcting people won't make society any smarter. You could correct someone's grammar, but they're still going to make the same mistake over and over again. plus, if they're not open to learning, then correcting them becomes a waste of time.
blackonblight 33
No, always correct these kinds of idiots with a snopes link. If people actually believe this urban legend they could end up hurt. Don't let people spread misinformation.
fakedsincerity 32
If people show a pattern of never learning, or at least being grateful for the help, they're not worth the time, in my opinion. there are plenty of people willing to learn, why waste time on the ones who aren't willing?
Zenechai 2
Don't know why this got downvoted. It's absolutely true.
juststephhere 23
They sound so lovely! Remind me why they are your friend?
Jaevwyn 17
Why is he your friend?"
XBurytheCastleX 25
Dude, her sentence made sense.
liquifiednate 21
45, I totally agree I think it made sense as well. But what 31 is trying to say is that she said they instead of he. It made it sound like she is talking about more than one friend, when the OP was only talking about one friend. I just think 31 was being a grammar nazi about it.
VeganVampyre 27
No, it just made it sound like she didn't know the gender of OP's friend. 'They' is perfectly acceptable to use in reference to one person if you're not sure which gendered pronoun to use. Which means if 31 was trying to be a grammar Nazi about it, /they/ are an incredibly bad one. You need to actually understand proper grammar before you can go around trying to correct other people...
laden_swallow09 35
"He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML" "He drove" "He" There is no need for "they".
Erebus_Terror 12
Because OP is a masochist.
liquifiednate 21
67, like 71 said it mentioned he is at the end of OP's FML. You need to take the time to slow down and read the full sentence before correcting someone on their grammar.
tantanpanda 26
#67, actually, using they IS WRONG. People use "they" to be politically correct, but it doesn't change the fact that it's a grammatical error. SAT books, grammar books will tell you that using "they" because you don't know the gender is wrong. You assume either male or female. In this case, it was a male from the fml. Before trying to contradict me, go look it up in an actual grammar book.
squideth 18
As an English major, I'm gonna tell you that NO ONE CARES about your precious SAT books or what they say about using "they" properly. Also, lots of people like using "they" as their gender pronouns, and I'd much rather respect their wishes than go by some ridiculous grammar book.
Migole 36
Yeah, call the police. No need to take his bullshit
MidnaLink 35
Charge him with assault and battery, and have someone else (preferably a girl) try to get him to go to anger therapy.
MrConcise 35
I'd check his wardrobe first. He might Chris Brown her if he owns a lot of wife beaters.
MidnaLink 35
Ok, an adult woman then. He hits her, oh boy…
swaglesshipster 23
Well there's a good time >.< At least you know that he's not a quality friend!
peak4u 10
Take it he was purely a Facebook 'friend'
quickit 24
That is terrible and you should contact authorities buut this made me burst out laughing. I'm sorry OP.