Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML
Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML
Today, while walking around outside with my friends, I was told that I have no right to complain about the heat since I'm not fat. Thirty minutes later, I had sweat out all the liquid in my body and promptly passed out from heat stroke. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I found out that just because you collapse from dehydration on the sidewalk, it doesn't mean people are going to stop driving to see if you're okay, even if they saw you fall. FML
Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML
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Top comments
MaybeFML 9
Makes me sad to be apart of this generation sometimes
splash69_fml 14
Disregard the idiots you did a good thing
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Comments (105)
MaybeFML 9
Makes me sad to be apart of this generation sometimes
Ambrily 27
*a part ;)
Godsofdracos 15
Because previous generations didn't have ignorant morons?
MaybeFML 9
#7 lol yeah my mistake
Firewielder 17
#10 This generation just has a lot more ignorant morons.
Godsofdracos 15
Not at all 51, this generation just has ways to publicize it better.
Polynomial 28
The number is the same, we just hear about them more due to the internet.
superjewguy 19
each generation have ignorant morons, however, it seems each generation becomes more worse than the previous one, especially in the way we vocalize it. elderly people had "rumors", parents had "phones" this generation...........FACEBOOK AND REALITY TV.
zyperman43 19
This generation is so bad people say "more worse"
Godsofdracos 15
More badder!
Cortezthe1st 23
Teen pregnancy and drug use is at an all time low with this generation.
Tipperson 8
The worsesterest!
JKPwnage 27
a part*
incoherentrmblr 22
Wouldn't ignorant morons be a conundrum/paradox?...
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Good point, 68. Not sure why people ignore that. It must be more fun to complain about "losing faith in humanity" and damning us all for our incessant smartphone usage than to recognize the high points of "this generation".
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It's not just this generation. When will people realize people were always stupid and inconsiderate in any decade or generation? You all just need a reason to complain about the modern world, so you just assume stupidity is a new thing in the world today.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Let's not forget it only seems obvious that there are more stupid people in this world because of the internet.
thew_fml 14
every generation has idiots
xNode 7
Ikr
LunarServant 10
#1 I know that feel bro
ManiacGoblin46 12
I have said that to myself soo many times recently.
Fiorella1 19
Some teenagers these days.
Nordrag 26
These days nothing. Not that I have personal experience, but I'm willing to bet teens have always been and always will be exactly as shitty as they are. Granted of course that not all people are the same so some are definitely better than others.
splash69_fml 14
Disregard the idiots you did a good thing
Godsofdracos 15
Ignorance is bliss.
Almost_Positive 18
The happiest people I know are completely oblivious. I'm not sure whether or not I should be happy for them.
laden_swallow09 35
Ignorance IS bliss… …only for the ignorant, while the rest of us are forced to suffer them.
Almost_Positive 18
Even though it's kind of ironic for me to say, some teenagers can be so annoying
_FML_Austin_ 12
If you comment enough your bound to get one of them thumbed up! Eventually...
Soloman212 28
Gotta admire his resolve.
HarleyQuinn1996 8
That McDonalds Happy Meal box in your profile pic doesn't make me very happy. In fact, it makes me fear for my life
Almost_Positive 18
If I cared about getting thumbed up I wouldn't comment as much as I do
Since1998 20
Don't think that would warrant you to comment less...
Marie54321 19
They've been drinking to much Starbucks, it's getting to their brains
Almost_Positive 18
Hey! I hardly drink Starbucks and my brain is equally crappy
Marie54321 19
Do you want an award for that #18?..
Almost_Positive 18
Maybe some Starbucks
Jinxsie 27
Don't worry. I laughed at your joke.
DonPandon 15
Well, they didn't know what was going on, tho. Not that I approve their behavior but they didn't have the full scene. Nicely done OP
Almost_Positive 18
I doubt the woman was wearing a bikini or something she would tan in
tournamentdecide 33
Yes, because a woman fully clothes and laying on a sidewalk so looks like tanning.
HarleyQuinn1996 8
Who knows? Full clothed tanning might be a thing where they're from.
Godsofdracos 15
Nothing like that farmers tan...
HarleyQuinn1996 8
I hear girls like that nowadays
J_Kertz 14
If she passed that off as a joke, she would look a lot more intelligent. But uhh... Yeah, sounds like she didn't do that.
Hopein2025 14
They will get nowhere in life. Sorry you had you had to deal with that op
Almost_Positive 18
Saying they'll get nowhere in life sounds a little extreme...
1two3four5six 23
It's not like the girls were being ridiculously rude or anything, calm down.
Feijai 17
Reading that made me sad. Im a teenager and I think they need to straighten themselves up. This generation. SIGH
1two3four5six 23
Right, because only this generation has dumb teenagers. All previous generations were geniuses, and incapable of mistakes.
cadillacgal79 32
28 I just have to say I love your pic, Supernatural ftw