Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Top comments
jojimugo 20
She just wanted to **** that dude guilt free with the loop hole of we we were not dating .... Sneaky bitch
tehaustiebear 34
And that's when you realized they weren't worth your time.
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Comments (125)
miss__brightside 11
That is really shady. The fact that she got back with you knowing she slept with your friend.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Yins were on a break..
stonedfly3 15
I guess I'm the only one who read the FML as the friend called OP after hearing about the break up to tell OP that they'd had sex during the relationship? It just happened that he called OP after they had got back together... Took me reading a lot of the comments and re-reading the FML a number of times to get it
fabcade 14
dude. I'm sorry. I hope you kicked them both to the curb. You deserve better people in your life.
Scryll 17
Less a gf and a best friend?
ShadowlessSpear 21
Or "Homies over Hoes"?
TheInquisitor 3
If you didn't dump her after that, you're stupid.
kindasortayeah 25
A similar situation happened to a friend of mine once. Even if she technically "didn't cheat", it still hurts to hear she did that to you. I hope you have better luck with the next one, OP.
WoldowJR 25
64: not as cool sounding
ohSNAPyall 27
It's from Boondocks.