Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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jojimugo 20
She just wanted to **** that dude guilt free with the loop hole of we we were not dating .... Sneaky bitch
tehaustiebear 34
And that's when you realized they weren't worth your time.
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Comments (125)
sullivankeara 25
So i guess you're single again?
False_Stupidity 42
The ex-girlfriend at the time may have been so angry after the argument and break up that it was a weird kind of revenge sex by screwing his friend or an attempt to get over the OP which didn't work. I'm not in any way condoning what happened but people do not think clearly when really angry and do the craziest shit. Also the friendship may be worth saving here. She may have thrown herself at the OP's friend, overloading him with seduction. He then later realised it was wrong and his conscience made him confess.
Wolfparable 22
Why is it okay if his friend "gave in to seduction"? He is an adult he should know better than to screw over a friend like that seriously and if she did it as revenge that doesn't make it any better
nadene52 12
It seems to me that she planned the argument so she could break it off and be with your friend guilt free. If you haven't already dumb the bistarhashh OP
JenDuffy 21
Well if you were broken up then she could do whatever she wanted with whoever she wanted, it's the friend I'd be mad at. He should have talked about it with you first.
Mauskau 36
From the sounds of the FML, they broke up and got back together in a very short space of time. As soon as they broke up, the break up she initiated, she ****** another guy. Then got back with OP afterwards and didn't think to mention it, and the friend felt bad. In other words, she didn't care much for OP in the first place but didn't want it to be classed as cheating. This is how it looks to me, anyway.
54754N4 14
I agree with #35. #22 needs to re-evaluate her sense of reasoning lol. BTW EPIC PORO #35.
grapejuice320 2
Never lose a friend over a girl ain't worth it
thatcoolguy123 14
People are so quick... don't you mean ex-girlfriend and ex-friend?
dylanhasemann 9
Hey pussy feels good so it's not the friend's fault.
ohSNAPyall 27
Friendship feels good too, and lasts longer than a roll in the hay.
mfmylifesrsly 30
Please do us a favor and refrain from giving relationship advice, #25.
MRSwick2525 23
At 16yrs of age #25, I truly don't think you have any idea about relationships nor the Sex that comes along with it.
Jylle25 14
Of course. Never his fault.
ShadZ101 20
That bitch is your ex I hope nd dat dude was never your friend in the first place. Trust me when say this you wud b better off without them.
Vaginabutter 15
Maybe she only got back together with OP after she realized how bad sex with his friend was.
olpally 33
Break up with her again. **** that.