Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
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Zestus 19
im sure hes a nice guy. i water my plants naked all the time. its not like they have eyes or anything
flashback.miss 28
Should've walked past the couple, OP. Chances are they were so caught up in their anger at each other, they wouldn't have even noticed you.
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Comments (69)
tj5810 21
You must live in an interesting neighborhood. Never a dull moment.
olpally 33
Avoiding a potentially awkward situation to run into another one with a creepy old guy in his underwear watering his plants, should've just stayed with the potential of domestic violence side of the street.
RockySnakes 10
next time dont look if you dont like my calvin klien boxers
photoquilty 6
You spelled Klein wrong.
FightMyLiger 19
*Klein That's how the cool kids say it, #18
SuperDanielNL 23
No, thats just proper spelling. Source: a cool kid.
FightMyLiger 19
Was referring to the asterisks.
photoquilty 6
I guess you should just stay home in the future.
SamanthaNGoree 10
I'd drop my pants and stare back at him... Even the score.
FrankHotpants 31
Well if the man is on his property then so what, ill be damned if anyone tells me I have to wear pants in my house!
RedPillSucks 33
I imagine he was outside when this occurred. Is it still indecent exposure if you're on your property, but outside?
kozzard 17
as long as you're covering your naughty bits I belive so. if not, even being inside your own house won't save you if you can be seen from the street/sidewalk.
SuperDanielNL 23
So what, look the other way and pick up the pace a bit. There are wierdos everywhere. Most are harmless.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
walk in the middle
graceinsheepwear 34
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you. I have always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you...
worldclassrager 41
People argue a lot and many just walk by and just block it out...could try that...