Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
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Zestus 19
im sure hes a nice guy. i water my plants naked all the time. its not like they have eyes or anything
flashback.miss 28
Should've walked past the couple, OP. Chances are they were so caught up in their anger at each other, they wouldn't have even noticed you.
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Comments (69)
applebramble 22
At least he wasn't completely naked , coz that would have definitely been creepy AND awkward as hell .
Joe9024 20
And illegal in most countries, I'm pretty sure.
laaryssa 21
There's not much wrong with it u less his plants are on the ground
Brightbulb 40
why change your path just to avoid someone else's problem? Unless there were objects preparing to take flight, then yea, take the creepy guy's side of the road.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
That backfired didn't it
Epikouros 32
Of course he was looking directly at you! He saw you crossing the street just to flirt with him.
razz122 5
Still less awkward
Kc1001 14
sounds like my neighbor. just add drunk and that's what I live through.
buckdharma 38
By any chance was the old guy muttering "oh, kitty, kitty, kitty, oh kitty."
Happyhighs1 3
You're neighborhood sounds like alot of fun.... I'd go for walks everyday.... creepy plant people are awsome. (shhh I'm being sarcastic)
B0nb0N09 12
Time to buy a bike