Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
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CallMeMcFeelii 14
If it was raining balls, you were officially tea bagged more than that poor girl on the bus trip.. My condolences.
DocBastard 40
Ever wonder why everyone thinks people suck? Because people suck.
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Comments (124)
dancinwookie 21
At the time of this posting there were 666 YDIs...this is truly a Highway to Hell.
MarissaCristina 13
That sounds like quite a nice young man.
dilley86 4
Another reason why teenage drivers are idiots.
belladonna929403 0
That was just mean. I'm sorry
buddy51 23
That, my friend, was not a "nice young man" that was an cruel, mean spirited grade "A" asshole who would make a true texan weep. Must have been Dick Cheney driving down to visit George for an easter bunny hunt!
Kimmy7823 6
I mean picking up other people can lead to carjacking but he didn't have to call you an asshole.
onorexveritas 24
harsh
toblasc0sauce 5
What I don't understand is why you were walking. Your car broke down but that doesn't mean you can't sit inside where it's dry and call for a tow. Regardless, the guy was an asshole. Sorry OP!
alison98hp 8
Is it just me or was the title a little misleading?
zandalee 20
I agree. Wet walking is what I do when I'm picking my husband up from the airport after a whole week without him! ;)
upallnight11 19
I read OP's username as Wetwanking lol.